Tell Mommy all about what you were reading. All about it. All of it. Whatever you do, do not let Mommy eat her dinner or try to find rowing coverage on the Olympics.
Tire of Mommy and push the pusher all over the house.
Tire of the pusher and talk with Daddy about reading some of the grown-up books. (Note, both feet off the floor.) Start with the Materials Handbook.
Finally, get really tired and explain in no uncertain terms that it is too hot, too late, time for bath and time for bed. The end. I hope you all experience some joy this weekend.